So my buddy Jackbagger got a new Nintendo Wii last week. First game he got was Tiger Woods 09. So, I drove 3 and a half hours to his place in an Indiana corn field to beat him like a dirty rug.
It did not start out that way, as Jackknobber took an early lead with a series of birdies, while I struggled to make par. Jacknuts had John "JB" Holmes and I used the amazing Vijay Singh.
On hole 17 I had tied it up, only for Holmes to ram a dang Hole In One! Pressure on. I birdied the hole and began to resign myself that the game was over. On hole 18, Singh sang. He drilled flippin' Double Eagle. Nothing short of amazing. Jackson choked under the pressure. Nintendo just called to change the name from Tiger Woods 09 to Jason Thurston 10.
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