Once again, Jay has taken over the kitchen to produce a dynamic and outstanding dinner. The guy is a triple threat - brewing magnate, Master of the Internet, and Commander of the Kitchen. Is there anything he can't accomplish? I think not.
Below is a video of the bow-tie pasta with green and yellow bell peppers, garlic, oregano and gravy (pasta sauce), topped with some mozzarella.
Come on over, and make me dinner. I'm John Elway - retired on top.
Memo to Butch Jones, head football coach of Central Michigan University:
Hey, pal - where do you think you're going? Stay in Mount Pleasant, man. Morgantown is full of imbred, drunken rednecks. CMU has a wonderful brewery in Mountain Town Station, a Wal-Mart, and a stunning Injun Casino.
ESPN reported during the Motor City Bowl fight between the Mighty Chippewas of Central Michigan University and the fairy posse of Purdue that you are having a second interview at WVU to take the head coaching job vacated by Rich Rodriquez. Don't. Shit, man - you probably haven't even had a Pixie burger yet. The way your team played against Purdue shows you have unfinished business.
Stick around, Butch. You can make CMU a powerhouse, as opposed to walking into someone's sloppy seconds. A man named from Butch who was born in Saugatuck should stay in a more liberal community like Central Michigan. We accept you for who you are.
Food Network called, and they want The Jay to show dumb-dumb Rachel Ray how to cook.
This is one of my simplest recipes - shredded BBQ Chicken Ingredients: * Two boneless, skinless chicken breasts * 1 12oz. Beer * 3/4 bottle of BBQ sauce
Instructions - Throw ingredients in a crock pot on low. Let sit. A long time. Patience is key. After 6+ hours, take a wooden spoon and start to shred the chicken. Pulls right apart.
"What kind of beer and BBQ sauce should I use, Jay?"
The Jay gets asked this all of the time. I say - use what you like. Guinness to Miller Lite - I've used all sorts of beer in this recipe over the years.
I enjoy Sam Adams or Sierra Nevada in this recipe the best, but find what works for you. One of my home-brew IPA's was sacrificed for this recipe.
As for BBQ sauce, I'm a Kraft man. The have multiple flavors, and I love them all. What makes the so special besides their variety - it's thick and inexpensive. Again, if you don't like Kraft - throw in what you enjoy.
Since the day has dictated that Jay won't be leaving the house, as our town of Ada is covered in snow and ice - Jay will be staying in the Black Out Tavern. So, there is a gigantic crock pot of chili cooking right now, just waiting to be devoured.
This chili should be paired nicely with a few stouts and IPAs today. Top it with some green onions and cheddar cheese - life will be dandy.