...especially since I rule.
It's 7:30 AM. Watching the First Cut of Clerks from the X Anniversary Edition in preparation for my viewing of Clerks II. Note my use of Roman numerals. Must be the Italian influence.
It's not as good as Happy Scrappy Hero Pup or All Tit-Fucking Volume VIII, but the First Cut is pretty good, although the description in the intro of watching the movie underwater is pretty apt. Notice the Roman numeral once again.
Took the day off to go to see this flick:
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Clerks II 1hr 37min - Rated R - Comedy/Drama - IMDb 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45 10:00 |
Did he say "Making Fuck?"
Stay tuned for my review of the motion picture epic, that is Clerks II. That's beautiful, man.


One ring to find them.Clerks II - great follow-up to one of my all-time favorite movies. It was a fun snapshot of the Viewniverse's two favorite slackers, Dante and Randal.Great dialogue, such as the "ass-to-mouth" diatribe about Randal's teenage sexual conquests, to the debate of which is the better trilogy - Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars (no comparison as Star Wars beats the Hobbits).Didn't like the initial casting of Rosario Dawson, but she did a commendable job, and will certainly be cast by Smith as well. Good to see the "My Name is..." boys Ethan Suplee and Jason Lee in cameos. However, Ben Affleck's cameo was way too short, and should have included his new wife Jennifer Garner. Me likee.Would have been nice to see Jay and Silent Bob get a bit more dialogue, but what they said, I enjoyed.I hope that in another 10 years (or even less) Kevin Smith makes Clerks III for another peek into the lives of these ugly counter-jockeys.
Posted by: Coach Jay | July 28, 2006 at 06:47 AM