Not much to say tonight. Here are a few things I've observed.
Kurt Warner is being backed up by Matt Leinart. Kurt is married to Brenda Warner, who looks like a dude and thumbs bibles like the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard. Leinart is now dating Paris Hilton. Warner will give Matt tips on going to the Super Bowl, and Matt will learn from Kurt what it's like to go to bed with a woman.
The Wings lost in the first round to Chris Pronger and the Edmonton Oilers. Good. Now the Pistons need to lose. Sorry, Ben and Chauncey, but it's time for the Tigers and Pistons to do well.
Lying to your employer will get you fired. Even if your employer is the Minnesota Vikings. Fran Foley lied about where he worked and played, and no he doesn't work anymore. George O'Leary should have taught everyone in football to have a legit list of things you've done in life.
I'm sleepy.
